Hello there! I hope you are having a wonderful day! As a member or society, it's your duty to have a job. Please select one of the options down below to begin. Be sure not to lose your job or do anything that would cause you to not be able to work anymore. That would be bad. You would make everyone sad, including me. You wouldn't want to make me sad, would you? Now that you are ready, please select what you want to do for your day (and the rest of your life)
You begin your shift bright and early, whether you like it or not. you stock the shelves with various groceries and goods. a customer comes in.
"Hey there. can I get a coffee?"
[["sure. let me get the coffee maker ready."]]
[["of course. the coffee maker might take a while. there is pre-made coffee if you don't want to wait"]]
Double-click this passage to edit it."Are you serious? you don't got coffee ready already? what kind of bullshit is this?!"
the customer seems angry. what will you do?
[["if you give me just a second, i can make you some coffee?"]]
[[i'm sorry sir. i just clocked in. i'll get the coffee ready.""]]
"If i wanted premade coffee, I would have gone to sheetz or starbucks."
how will you respond?
[["Well i guess you should have gone to sheetz."]]
[["Just give me a second. I'll have coffee ready."]]"You giving me sass you sack of shit?!"
the customer is really mad! what will you do?
[["Sir, just give me a second."]]
[[I'm sorry sir. I'm going as fast as I can."]]
[["Oh for the love of. Blow it out of your ass!"]]
Double-click this passage to edit it."you know what? I'm gonna go across the street to sheetz. they don't pull this kind of shit!"
the customer left his car keys in your store
[[run out to return his keys]]
[["you forgot your keys asshole" throw the keys into the trash]]
Double-click this passage to edit it.Double-click this passage to edit it."Sir! Your key!"
"What the fuck!? Get away from me you freak!"
Sir i just want to-"
"I said get away!"
The old man pulls out a gun and shoots you right in the chest, as he is well within his right.
Game Over. [[Try again? ->Welcome!]]
Double-click this passage to edit it."The fuck did you just say?!"
Oh boy. The customer is really angry. what will you do?
not give a damn [["I said you should have gone to fucking sheetz sir"]]
try to walk your way out of this clusterfuck [[ "I said you should try our new homebrew coffee sir"]]Double-click this passage to edit it.Double-click this passage to edit it.Double-click this passage to edit it.Double-click this passage to edit it.